New Car Names

Jeep Laredo

Kia Sonoma

Hyundai Santa Fe & Tucson

Chrysler Aspen

Dodge Durango

The list goes on and on. Vehicles that are named for cities or towns. VW even has the Tuareg, named after a tribe in Africa.

So I thought it would be fun to come up with a few of my own:

Kia Kankakee (IL)

Saab Walla Walla (WA)

Toyota Two Egg (FL)

Chrysler Crappo (MD)

Pontiac Paradox (CO)

Buick Boring (MD & OR)

Dodge Dead Horse (AK)

Honda Hazard (KY)

Pontiac Poopoo (HI)

Ford Fart (VA)

Hummer Yonkers (NY)

Subaru Bucksnort (TN)


Got any of your own?

Where have you been?

I mean, seriously, how long has it been since you checked in here?

Okay, okay. I guess it does follow that if there is no new content, what's the point? You're right. Sorry.

How 'bout that David Cook? Woo hoo! Definitely one of my favorite American Idols. Not that I condone idolatry. I don't. I wouldn't, couldn't do that. It's bad.

Maybe we can call it idolism. I don't think that's in the Bible. Or how about idolocity? Idoloidalidity?

This past month has been a blur. Crazy busy and just a lot of stuff going on. Hopefully we'll be able to get refocused for the next little bit. We are excited to see what God has in store for us.

Stay tuned...

A Father's Advice